in omnia paratus

EmiLeh Ann. 21. In a desert on a horse with no name. Cats, girls, boys, pink, blue, tattoos, piercings, anything. I like it (:
Calls grocery store.....
Me:Do you have cotton balls?
Worker:Yes.
Me:Does it tickle when you walk?
Worker:*Hangs up*

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

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